Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Red B. Caraballe VS. Katrina Paola Awayan ng Kagandahan
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 10:36 AM
When i opened my Facebook , at nagsimula magkalikot, nabasa ko tong conversation at talagang natawa ako sa dalawang to, lalo na dito kay Red, parang di tunay na lalake kung makipag usap sa babae, pumatol ba naman sa awayan online at sa babae pa. Parang nawala ang stress ko nung nabasa ko talaga to, enjoy nyo tong away ng mga bruha! Sobrang natawa ako ng sinabi ni RED na " Akala mo maganda ka, Maputi ka lang" HEHEHE! Insecure ang lola mo sa ganda ni Katrina,
Read the Facebook Conversation and i assure , you will laugh out loud !

Some of the Images of RED B. CARABALLE
Some Pictures of KATRINA PAOLA
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The "End" Does Not Justify the "Means" : A Comedy Music video
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 7:39 AM
habang nakaupo kami sa News Room wala kaming naisip gawin kaya naisipan namin gumawa ng Video na gawa sa mga picture ang nakakatuwa lang kasi gawa sya sa mga picture, at inedit sya ni Norie sa Proshow it looks like an animated picture na GIF format pero mga picture po yan na pinag dugtong dugtong para makagawa ng video Clip
Habang pinanuod namin sya di namin akalain na makagawa kami9 ng ganyang Clip, Tawa ng tawa si Maam Ella ang Adviser namin sa publication....
Dapat pala araw araw ay ma boredom Kami para maka create ng gantong idea hehehe..
Nakakatuwa talaga . diko akalain na ibuwis ko puri ko dito ,,,,,, nakakahiya pero ang Tawa ng mga nakakapanuod ang mas mahalaga.....
Biruin mo nagkaroon pa ng Flat ang story, Start........Climax.and End... wala man lang sinundan na script bastat maisipan lang namin.
Supposed to be ay Miming dapat siya pero ng nilapatan na ng Music. naging music video sya ng mapanuod hahaha
Makata-tawanan
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 7:17 PM
Teacher: Tikmul , Ano ang tinapay sa English?
Tikmul: Bread’ madam!
Teacher: Good! Ano naman ang English ng Tinapa
Tikmul: (nag-isip!!) Eh, di Brea!
“Bawi Lang”
Ama: Anak, magsaing ka na at tanghali na.
Anak: Eh wala na hong bigas. Paano ako magsasaing?
Ama: Matuto kang magsaing na walang bigas.
(Hindi na kumibo ang anak at maya-maya)
Anak: Itay, kakain na ho!
Ama: Wala na namang kanin.
Anak: Matuto kang kumain ng walang kanin.
“Klase na”
Sa paaralan, sa klase ni Gng. Dacumos. Isang umaga habang nagtuturo siya ng isang mag-aaral.
Gng. Dacumos: Athan!
Athan: Bakit naman, Ma’am?
Gng. Dacumos: Sagutin mo itong tanong ko. Dalawang mangga plus tatlong mangga. Ilan lahat?
Hindi umimik si Athan…
Gng. Dacumos: Ano ka ba Athan nasa Economics ka na hindi mo pa rin alam ang sagot. Bakit ano ba kayang itinuro ng prof mo noong nasa accounting ka.
Athan: Eh hindi naman po mangga ang itinuroi ng guro sa amin kundi saging.
“”Water Please!”
Proff: What is the formula for water, Jones?
Jones: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O, (spelling out the letters)
Proff: What is that?
Jones: This Sir, (spelling HIJKLMNO)
Proff: What are you driving at? What give you the idea?
Jones: You sir. You said yesterday the water is H to O.
“Problema”
May dalawang magkaibigan na nag-uusap…
Rolly: Bords, parang di ko na kayang mabuhay.
Joebert: Bakit naman, Bords?
Rolly: Dahil sa aking problema.
Joebert: Huwag kang ganyan, Bords. Harapin mo problema mo.
Rolly: Oo nga, but its hard to face your problem, when your problem is your face.
“Ballpen”
Isang araw sa loob ng Eco III…
Guro: Good morning, class!
Students: Good morning, Ma’am!
Guro: Ok class get one whole sheet of paper at sumulat ng sanaysay na ang pamagat ay “Sariling Wika”
Students: Yes, Ma’am!
Pagkatapos ng ilang sandali…
Guro: Idul, napapansin ko lang hindi pare-pareho ang penmanship mo. Kung English ang ipapasulat ay pangit samantalang kung Tagalog ay napakaganda ng penmanship mo.
Idul: Eh kasi naman, Ma’am, Itong ballpen ko, made in the Philippines.
“Bobo”
Inside the room…
Titser: Roy, what is our National Bird?
Roy: (May bumulong sa kanya) letter M ang simula sabi ng nagbulong
Roy: Manok, Ma’am.
Titser: Very Good! Ang bobo mo talaga, Roy. Hindi pa nangyari na tumalino ka.
Roy: Ma’am, ako naman magtatanong, lagi na lang ikaw.
Titser: O, sige.
Roy: What is our National Bookstore?
(Walang sumagot)
Kayo pala ang bobo, hindi ako.
“Call Center Agent”
Nag-uusap ang dalawang call center agent…
Fe: Oh my God! You know what? My BF is very violent person. I don’t like him na.
Lee: What? I don’t like violent person. I hate violence.
(Si Istong na nakarinig sumali sa usapan..)
Istong: You don’t like violin? Me too. I don’t like violin, I love guitar
“Conjunction”
Tado: Lupito, use conjunction in a sentence.
Lupito: Well, you explain sir what is conjunction.
Tado: It connects two words.
Lupito: Now, I understand! Here is my sentence, “The carabao is tied to the tree.”
Tado: Where is the conjunction there?
Lupito: Sir, the tie. Because it connects the carabao to the tree!!
How to know if you are normal?
How to know if you are normal?
- You have a facebook and twitter account.
- You have a cellphone.
- You watch MTV.
- You are fully aware of adult stuff.
6. You register in unlimited text.
7. You sleep late.
9. You were busy you forgot to read #5.
10. You actually read again to see if there is #5.
(Don’t worry wala ding #8 )
11. Now you’re smiling then you realized you are abnormal.
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Petrang Kabayo ( Complete Movie)
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 9:59 AM
Petrang Kabayo is a 2010 Filipino film under production by Viva Films, starring Vice Ganda. It is a remake of Petrang Kabayo of late 80's and Early 90's starred by Roderick Paulate. In just 5 days the total gross is more than 52 million pesos.
The film is a story of Petra who was cursed into a horse because of his bad behavior. He will only return to his normal state if he treats people well. The film is based on Pablo Gomez's work. The first film entitled Petrang Kabayo at ang Pilyang Kuting was produced by Regal Films while the sequel Petrang Kabayo 2 (with subtitle "Ang Ganda-Ganda Mo")is under Viva Films.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Hardship of Becoming A Model : An Embarassing Moment
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 6:52 AM
Nakakatuwa tong video na to. Di talaga maiiwasan ang maunsyami ang ginagawa mo.
Panoorin at wag tularan, wag matamaan pawang katuwaan lamang
Panoorin at wag tularan, wag matamaan pawang katuwaan lamang
The Cutest Arguement
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 6:21 PM
Who told you that Children will not do this?
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Caught In The Act : Self Gratification On The Roof!
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 8:00 PM
nakakatuwa tong video na to!! hehehe
Exhibitionism is mental Disorder accdg to my research...
nakakapagpataka lang ang lalakas padin ng loob ng mga taong to!! huhu
Watch this Hilarius video of a man doing a self Gratification on the roof top!!
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Exhibitionism is mental Disorder accdg to my research...
nakakapagpataka lang ang lalakas padin ng loob ng mga taong to!! huhu
Watch this Hilarius video of a man doing a self Gratification on the roof top!!
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Hilarius two Canadians Talking Tagalog Language
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 7:47 PM
Why is that when American Speak Tagalog They Seems like cute. But When Filipino Speak
Carabao English ,it seems like parang nakapatay ng tao ang turing!
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Carabao English ,it seems like parang nakapatay ng tao ang turing!
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Double Meaning Images : What's on your mind?
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 4:33 PM
wow naman !! it seems that MERALCO really needs this thingy!!
its seems that MMDA should receive this message and not the sidewalkers
It seems that in Married life , It takes two to tango so that both of you reach in heaven
its seems that JEJEMON and MMDA conspiracy
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MAMA PARA SA TABI : World Englishes inside The JEEPNEY
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 5:20 PM
On My Way to Meralco , Ortigas Pasig City, Sumakay ako sa JEEP From Binangonan Hiway via Floodway Taytay to JRC. One thing Captured My Attention is The signage of the Jeep. " BATAK MO, STUFF KO" WOW!! hilarious idea, so i quickly get my Phone and Capture it right Away, hehehe
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Noong Pauwi na ako, From University of Rizal System Binagonan, right after my Class, Sumakay agad ako ng jeep, The History Repeat itself may nakita na naman ako ng kakaiba, so I captured it, kasi nakakatawa
" PUSS BOTON TO STOP"
AHEHEHEH!! Puss that boton Men, Ano kaya masasabi ng Pussycat Dolls nito
Perhaps : MHAMHA !! FHARAH FUH!!
" PUSS BOTON TO STOP"
AHEHEHEH!! Puss that boton Men, Ano kaya masasabi ng Pussycat Dolls nito
Perhaps : MHAMHA !! FHARAH FUH!!
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MeLai of PBB Double up : funny Reporting During Her college Life
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 9:19 PM
Wacth the Hilarius video of Melai before She entered the world of Showbizz
she is being true to her self , i admired you so much.... thats the real reporter, the know how ability to captured the listener attention !! magaya nga sa skul
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Woman vs. Gay: Who is the most brainy In Q and A portion?
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 5:26 PM
watch this hilarious video of various GAYs and Women during the Q&A portion of a Beauty pageant !
Now compare who is Brainy?
LADY GAGITA AND HARONCE: A NEW YOUTUBE SENSATION!
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 8:34 PM
LADY GAGITA AND HARONCE IN JESSICA SOJO
Lady Gagita and Haronce at Party Pilipinas (May 2, 2010)
MARIAN RIVERA : " isa po akong PSYCHOLOGY ( jejemon / jejemons ) ... "
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 4:30 AM
I was watching tv patrol and I heard Marian Rivera said "Isa po akong psychology..." (while defending noynoy).. NAGISING AKO DUN AH. SA BAGAY ISA RIN AKONG ECONOMICS AT NAG AARAL NG MABUTI..hehehe!! well baka naman "psychology graduate ..nakalimutan lng ni idol (haha)..ikaw naman judgemental agad! jejemon ka ba?! haha... good eve...(NEWS BREAK)!!!! ;))
Most Emberrasing Moment of a High profiled icons in the pinas
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 6:00 AM
"regine velasquez (the asia's songbird) is better than any singer in the world. she doesn't commit mistakes when singing. she is the best" - HER IDIOT FANS
regine velasquez kyla jonalyn viray gma whitney houston beyonce knowles celine dion barbra streisand sarah geronimo rachelle ann go sheryn regis maricris garcia yeng constantino jed madela kim chiu gerard anderson worst singer toni gonzaga pussycat dolls rap basketball tennis golf tiger woods britney spears paris hilton avril lavigne black eyed peas harry potter jaya richard guttierez sam milby mariah carey
o gusto mo pa bang mag report, kaya mo pa ba,
hehehe, wag nang magtakong kung yun pa dahilan sa pagmumura, pero crispy yun haha!!
do you use gloves in clitoris, hehehe, are you a boxer or a doctor, hehehe parehas tau tol carabao rin ako eh
ito pa beauty and brain ang labanan, heheh, naku !!!
Paolo Bediones: Janina, how are you?
Janina San Miguel: I'm fine.
Paolo Bediones: Alright, so you won two of the major awards - Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?
Janina San Miguel: No, I don't feel any pressure right now.
Paolo Bediones: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.
Paolo Bediones: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.
Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.
Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.
Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?
Janina San Miguel: Well, my family's role for me is so important b'coz there was the wa- they're, they was the one who's... very... Hahahaha... Oh I'm so sorry, Ahhmm... My pamily... My family... Oh my god... I'm...
(Paolo Bediones: Pwede ka magtagalog,ok lang) Ok, I'm so sorry... I... I told you that I'm so confident... Eto, Ahhmm, Wait... Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b'coz I'm only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so... but I said dot my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.
ito pa,kagandahan o lady gaga!! foker brain!!
whats so stupid about her answer?.... theres nothing wrong or correct answer in this question, its how you defend ur answer and convince the judges... she wants to be beautiful because its natural...inborn... its easier to become smart because you can learn from books, school, experiences in life, media.... that's her point and that isnt stupid, on the other way around, Alicia Machado's answer is the opposite, being smart, you can also be beautiful.
naku eto pa kaso yan ah, hehehehe
yeah! eto yung PINAKA PINAGTATAWANANG VIDEO of all time. Walang iba kundi ang SEMPLANG QUEEN,MEGA LAOS na LAOS na LAOS na LAOS na si LANI PIYOKERA. LOL!. Well, balibaligtarin nyo man mga DETRACTORS ni REGINE, hanggang AMBISYON nalang si LANI na maabot nya ang TAGUMPAY na tinatamasa ni REGINE ngayon. This clearly PROVES that LANI MISALUCHA is the ULTIMATE PAMBASANG PIYOKERA.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LANI MISAPUTA is dubbed as:
ULTIMATE PAMBASANG PIYOKERA..
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE SEMPLANG QUEEN
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE RETOKADA (Ka TIE nya sina MADAME AURING at ETHEL BOBA. HAHAHAHAHA!)
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE LAMPASO QUEEN
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE FLAT QUEEN
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE FLOPSINA QUEEN
PHILIPPINES' ULTIMATE TSUGE QUEEN..
at marami pang IBA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ito muna sa ngaun, hehehe
Ann Curtiz Wardrobe Scandal : The second time around
Posted by Benedick.Ramos on 4:13 AM
Spot the difference, hehehe!! nakakatuwa tong picture nato
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